KOBE BEING KOBE.

the Lakers are trying to go for that #8 spot. they might not get it, but they’re not going without a fight and i LOVE IT.

Depressed Gerard Butler is the only Gerard Butler that should exist.
poor dude. he probably just wants to snort some blow off a hooker’s asscrack and yell ‘THIS IS SPARTA!’ instead he’s stuck with a bunch of lame-o families at a soccer game.
do we have a potential new “Sad Keanu” on our hands? 

Depressed Gerard Butler is the only Gerard Butler that should exist.

poor dude. he probably just wants to snort some blow off a hooker’s asscrack and yell ‘THIS IS SPARTA!’ instead he’s stuck with a bunch of lame-o families at a soccer game.

do we have a potential new “Sad Keanu” on our hands? 

Magic Johnson flexes his BOSS status on gettting Dwight Howard to the Lakers.

Best Quotes:

  • “Kobe Bryant Is The Ultimate Closer.”
  • “This Guy Has A Chance To Take LA Over.”
  • “He Can’t Knock Me Off. This Is MY Town. He Can Play Second To Me. This Will Always Be MY Town.”
we feel you Magic. you’re one of the GOATs.
Damn, Snapple. Made from the snarkiest stuff on Earth. - Neal (via Complex)

Damn, Snapple. Made from the snarkiest stuff on Earth. - Neal (via Complex)