the last one is in bold for a reason. While in terms of plot, a Metropolis showdown and a battle over Clark Kent’s hometown isn’t far from a foregone conclusion for any fan. However, the idea of Black Zero being in the latest Superman film throws us a total clusterfuck curve-ball. Black Zero, in his first appearance in Superman #205 (1968), was revealed to be the man who destroyed Krypton and got Superman sent to Earth in the first place. He’s a pretty major villian. His powers rival Superman’s and frankly could be the man pulling the strings behind General Zod in the upcoming film. His original storyline is a major slow burn lasting over several issues, so will his influence over the new Superman last over several movies? It also give a potential retcon of Superman’s beloved origin, introducing a Big Bad that, if executed correctly, could give Lex Luthor a run for his money in terms of fucking up Superman’s day. If Black Zero really is included, is there even a need for Lex Luthor in the long run? If there’s no Lex Luthor, then how the hell is a Superman movie going to be called a Superman movie?

Even though practically all of this is pure speculation off of an inventory list from a Lego fan site, we still want to throw up a big middle finger and say ‘Fuck You Lego.’ We’ve got too many questions now, and not enough answers. We used to love making Millennium Falcons and R2D2’s as a kid, now, you guys just suck for ruining our adult version of escapism.