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i know this is horrible and i know Lois Lane stands for strong women and stuff, but it still made me laugh. please don’t kill me, y’all.

i know this is horrible and i know Lois Lane stands for strong women and stuff, but it still made me laugh. please don’t kill me, y’all.

just when i thought trailers couldn’t get better after that last Star Trek Into Darkness one; Man of Steel just HAD to pop up. it’s easily the best 3 minutes on the internet today.

Star Trek’s still #1 in my book, but Man of Steel is now officially #2. i was super wary on this one, but i’m sold now. and i’m not even a Superman fan!

so….the first photo of Amy Adams as Lois Lane in Man Of Steel looks like Amy Adams from any other movie.
good job, WB. kudos on this one. geez.

so….the first photo of Amy Adams as Lois Lane in Man Of Steel looks like Amy Adams from any other movie.

good job, WB. kudos on this one. geez.

a photo of Nicolas Cage as Superman from the failed Tim Burton Superman movie, Superman Lives.
I have to admit, I don’t know how Cage would have pulled off Clark Kent, but he looks great as Supes here.

a photo of Nicolas Cage as Superman from the failed Tim Burton Superman movie, Superman Lives.

I have to admit, I don’t know how Cage would have pulled off Clark Kent, but he looks great as Supes here.

some dude made the incredballs Man Of Steel trailer out of Legos.

which obviously makes it more incredible.

Justice League by Aslan Malik.

i wish that this was actual currency. (personal fave: the $100 Green Lantern.)

also, the artist has an incredible name (Narnia WHAT UP).

the new trailer for Man of Steel.

i’m not a Superman guy. i’m not really a fan. i never found him too intriguing as a character, but frankly, after being told all about Smallville from a buddy of mine and this trailer….i’m fucking ready.

Nerd Talk of the Day:
THANKS FOR FUCKIN’ UP LEGO.
Half the appeal of Zach Synder’s new Man of Steel Superman film is that we really didn’t have a clue what it was going to be like. We knew that General Zod was the villian and that Amy Adams is Lois Lane, but that’s really about it. There has been rumored, yet to be released Comic-Con footage descriptions all over film and fan sites, and that awesome trailer attached to The Dark Knight Rises, but nothing set in stone. Until now.
BrickSet, an online Lego Set guide, decided to post up the upcoming superhero lineup for Lego sets. While some are from Dark Knight Rises as well as laying out the obvious plot of Iron Man 3. A couple of sets jump out:
76002 Superman Metropolis Showdown
76003 Superman Battle of Smallville
76009 Superman Black Zero Escape
the last one is in bold for a reason. While in terms of plot, a Metropolis showdown and a battle over Clark Kent’s hometown isn’t far from a foregone conclusion for any fan. However, the idea of Black Zero being in the latest Superman film throws us a total clusterfuck curve-ball. Black Zero, in his first appearance in Superman #205 (1968), was revealed to be the man who destroyed Krypton and got Superman sent to Earth in the first place. He’s a pretty major villian. His powers rival Superman’s and frankly could be the man pulling the strings behind General Zod in the upcoming film. His original storyline is a major slow burn lasting over several issues, so will his influence over the new Superman last over several movies? It also give a potential retcon of Superman’s beloved origin, introducing a Big Bad that, if executed correctly, could give Lex Luthor a run for his money in terms of fucking up Superman’s day. If Black Zero really is included, is there even a need for Lex Luthor in the long run? If there’s no Lex Luthor, then how the hell is a Superman movie going to be called a Superman movie?

Even though practically all of this is pure speculation off of an inventory list from a Lego fan site, we still want to throw up a big middle finger and say ‘Fuck You Lego.’ We’ve got too many questions now, and not enough answers. We used to love making Millennium Falcons and R2D2’s as a kid, now, you guys just suck for ruining our adult version of escapism.

Nerd Talk of the Day:

THANKS FOR FUCKIN’ UP LEGO.

Half the appeal of Zach Synder’s new Man of Steel Superman film is that we really didn’t have a clue what it was going to be like. We knew that General Zod was the villian and that Amy Adams is Lois Lane, but that’s really about it. There has been rumored, yet to be released Comic-Con footage descriptions all over film and fan sites, and that awesome trailer attached to The Dark Knight Rises, but nothing set in stone. Until now.

BrickSet, an online Lego Set guide, decided to post up the upcoming superhero lineup for Lego sets. While some are from Dark Knight Rises as well as laying out the obvious plot of Iron Man 3. A couple of sets jump out:

  • 76002 Superman Metropolis Showdown
  • 76003 Superman Battle of Smallville
  • 76009 Superman Black Zero Escape
the last one is in bold for a reason. While in terms of plot, a Metropolis showdown and a battle over Clark Kent’s hometown isn’t far from a foregone conclusion for any fan. However, the idea of Black Zero being in the latest Superman film throws us a total clusterfuck curve-ball. Black Zero, in his first appearance in Superman #205 (1968), was revealed to be the man who destroyed Krypton and got Superman sent to Earth in the first place. He’s a pretty major villian. His powers rival Superman’s and frankly could be the man pulling the strings behind General Zod in the upcoming film. His original storyline is a major slow burn lasting over several issues, so will his influence over the new Superman last over several movies? It also give a potential retcon of Superman’s beloved origin, introducing a Big Bad that, if executed correctly, could give Lex Luthor a run for his money in terms of fucking up Superman’s day. If Black Zero really is included, is there even a need for Lex Luthor in the long run? If there’s no Lex Luthor, then how the hell is a Superman movie going to be called a Superman movie?
Even though practically all of this is pure speculation off of an inventory list from a Lego fan site, we still want to throw up a big middle finger and say ‘Fuck You Lego.’ We’ve got too many questions now, and not enough answers. We used to love making Millennium Falcons and R2D2’s as a kid, now, you guys just suck for ruining our adult version of escapism.
Do you think this guy on the left is betting on something or getting ready to pay for the table that midget is breaking with his head? Either way, someone’s winning big.

Do you think this guy on the left is betting on something or getting ready to pay for the table that midget is breaking with his head? Either way, someone’s winning big.